This Meme Means Happiness

I know I should be typing about Vegas here. But ya know, I don’t wanna. I feel poopy today and this is my little piece of innernet and, It’s My Prerogative, I can do what I wanna do, but not in a crack-smoking Bobbie way and definitely not in a whore-y Britney way, just My Way, more like Sinatra.

I have been feeling icky for the last few days. I can’t say that I have any real physical ailment, I haven’t been going to bed at a decent hour all week, I haven’t worked out in some time and there is a Tropical Storm in Houston and I am not there to enjoy it. And so I am feeling yucky and want to watch some crappy TV and snack all day. I want to curl up with my blankie and have my mom bring me Sprite and toast while I watch the Monchichi’s.

The Pop Culture Librarian tagged the blogosphere with the aptly named Stuart Smalley meme. The task is to list 10 rockin’ things about yourself. I need this right about now.

1. I have a huge heart. I can empathize like nobody’s business. I want you to tell me how life has beaten you up and then I will give you a big hug and cry with you.
2. I can have a good time anytime, anywhere. Wow, that sounds dirty. I don’t get bored. I make the best of whatever lame-o situation I find myself in.
3. I don’t hold grudges. I can’t. I can’t remember what bad, evil thing a person may have done to hurt me in the first place, in order to hold a grudge. I forget mean behavior in those I love, very quickly.
4. I love animals. I will feed all strays. I will take in wayward kittens. I will stop in the middle of the Houston HOV to rescue a stranded pup.
5. I am funny in a very goofy-make you turn that frown upside down-sort of way.
6. I am hardworking and diligent in both my personal and professional life. You want something done? Ask me to do it.
7. I am honest. I will not cheat or lie or take advantage of a person for my own gain.
8. I am optimistic to the extreme. I look on the bright side of all situations. I see the good in people and always give others the benefit of the doubt.
9. I am polite. I will open the door for others. I will wave when merging in traffic. I will pick up items that someone dropped. I say please and thank you.
10. I have gorgeous red hair. And some nice junk in the trunk. Hey, self love, folks, self love!
    

So ya’ll go get your self-loving on!! But make sure and shut the blinds first.