I Love These Weirdos.

Me: It’s a bit surreal. It's like I just slept a really deep sleep, had this wacked out dream of moving to New Mexico, woke up and am just coming to work for the day. Except "Mary" got all fat and is gonna have a kid tomorrow.

Attorney: Or like you were kidnapped, held captive in an underground cave, tortured and then suddenly released at daybreak. Just in time to hit Starbucks and rush hour traffic.

Me: Um, yea. I gotta go...um...um...check the ... Coke machine.