Facts About My Weekend:
We spent a fortune on booking and buying crap and preparing ourselves for Our Big Vacation. We are going to
Snorkel! Cannot wait to snorkel. Wonders if I must have flippers. I do have water shoes, for the corals and stuff. Anyone? I am not a lover of the flipper, the shoes, not the dolphin. Dolphins are ok, I guess. Except kinda dumb for swimming with Charlie the Tuna.
I ran another 3 miles without feeling quite like I was going to die. Just kinda sorta. Would have been much easier if I wasn’t wearing shorts that insisted on crawling up inside my body during the run.
In addition to snorkels, and clothing and water shoes purchased for the vacation in
On this super fast track to looking awesome for Our Big Vacation which is happening in like minutes, we also went to a Tanning Salon.
Hi, my name is Fianna, I am a freaking redhead.
However, I am ever so grateful to have accepted the ribbing from Not Craig about wearing my tightie whities to the tanning salon. I am ever so grateful for the tightie whities. ‘Nuff said.
Today, I am pink. With shades of coral red! This is my first ever visit to a tanning salon. Between Mr. Abercrombie and Mr. Fitch at the front desk talking like retarded valley girls and the Pink Skin, an interesting experience. We are doing this under a free 2 week trial membership so at least I am not paying to burn. And yea, no lectures. I am the one that nicknames her friends, Mela-Noma. I am trying to prepare for spending long hours on the beach. In Jamaica. Bitches.
Let’s have a contest! How many minutes was I in the tanning bed in order to turn a wonderful shade of coral?
The winner will get a prize from
I may be an exaggerator. But this exaggerator? Is going to Jamaica!